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1 Some say he does not like cheese Tweet
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0 Some say that James May IS The Stig. Tweet
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8 Some say he can only fall asleep when his alarm clock is ringing. Tweet
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11 Some say that in his wallet he keeps a picture, of his wallet Tweet
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0 Some say he farts in a rythmic audiotor naturally. Tweet
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4 Some say he has been quoted as saying the Bugatti Veyron Super Sport is too slow for him Tweet
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3 Some say he prints these pages off and uses them to wipe his ass Tweet
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-1 Some say he likes bunnys. Tweet
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0 Some say that he is the Doctor Tweet
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2 Some say that he once used a rabbit's foot as a toothbrush Tweet
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11 Some say that he is the only person who can beat Chuck Norris. Tweet
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0 Some say he made Anne Robinson from the Weakest Link smile Tweet
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15 Some say he knows only two facts about ducks, both are wrong! Tweet
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5 Some say the Higgs Boson discovered him Tweet
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0 Some say he is the Michelin Man Tweet
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1 Some say that when he was growing up, he raced his bike too hard and the engine fell out Tweet
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1 Some say say that if you look into his eyes, you will ejaculate. Tweet
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2 Some say that he once performed experimental surgery on a starfish. Tweet
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8 Some say that he once drank too much Red Bull, and accidentally grew a pair of wings. Tweet
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0 Some say he is made of plasticine, and he does all the driving stunts for Wallace & Grommet. Tweet
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