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0 Some say he bottoms for God Tweet
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0 Some say tashte the beef Tweet
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-1 Some say he invented vasectomy surgery Tweet
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0 Some say he his name can only be pronounced in a dead language and that he is insanely jealous of Buzz Lightyear's helmet. Tweet
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0 Some say you never see him and Father Christmas in the same place. Tweet
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1 Some say he is powered by pure uranium. Tweet
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2 Some say he rolled a dice and got 6 1/2! Tweet
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2 Some say he drives a Skoda Favorite 1.6 lxie Tweet
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1 Some say He polishes his helmet 3 times a day....sp. Tweet
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1 Some say you will go blind if you stare directly at him. Tweet
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1 Some say he turns left an right at the same time. Tweet
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0 Some say that he thinks that rhinos are just fat unicorns Tweet
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16 Some say he once gave birth to a unicorn. Tweet
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2 Some say that when he sleeps, he emits a strong smell of diesel. Tweet
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1 Some say his middle name is "Brian" and that his father was frightened of a Flock of Seagulls Tweet
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1 Some say he once played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and survived! Tweet
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-2 Some say he has all the collections of porn Tweet
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10 Some say even Chuck Norris are scared of The stig. Tweet
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0 Some say he drives a prius Tweet
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2 Some say he dove the mars rover with his brain waves Tweet
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