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-3 Some say he is the baby jesus. Tweet
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0 Some say he claims he foresaw Malaysian Airlines MH17 crash Tweet
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-1 Some say he drives a Morris Marina with a piano on the roof Tweet
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0 Some say that inventing The X Factor is the worst thing he has ever done. Tweet
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13 Some say the outline of his left nipple is exactly the same shape as the Nurburgring. Tweet
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-2 Some say whenever he breaks wind, someone around the world contracts AIDS. Tweet
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3 Some say the British Force hired him to assassinate Bin Ladan with a Robin reliant. And succeeded. Tweet
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-3 Some say coons and niggas should burn Tweet
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0 Some say he purposely stood on a tile that was diagonal to where the King of France was standing and yelled "Checkmate!!!". Tweet
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1 Some say he invenrted the bbq Tweet
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3 Some say that he crosses lambos, bentleys, and mclarens to make lambentrens Tweet
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1 Some say he was the Air21 Express Coach Tweet
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2 Some say his nipples ejaculates diet coke when suckled Tweet
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2 Some say he chews on exhaust pipes for leisure. Tweet
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2 Some say he has gone where no man has gone before Tweet
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0 Some say he just need himself to survive the apocalypse Tweet
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0 Some say he is a porno star and he earned 5 oscars for his professionalism in this career ! Tweet
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1 Some say say that if you look into his eyes, you will ejaculate. Tweet
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10 Some say he does not see like humans do, instead he sees numbers in green scrolling down. Tweet
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4 Some say he uses barbed wire as dental floss. Tweet
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